Me: (backing up onto the transportation van to begin my days sojourn) Morning, morning!
Hears grumbled mornings from passengers already onboard.
Driver: Back up, to your left, all the way to the back.
Me: (Knows this is gonna be a long trek if I’m relegated to the back. But I comply.)
Passenger in the Back: Hey! Hey! Why you so fat?!
Me: Excuse me?!
PITB: But why you so fat though? Why you so fat?
Me: What da f…- (stops myself from going for the jugular because he doesn’t sound mentally stable).
PITB’s Chaperone: (In Spanish) And you’re not fat?! Leave her alone and apologize – now!
PITB: I’m sorry, ok? I’m sorry.