Two Weeks Ago…
Nurse Practitioner: Well everything else looks pretty ok but your labs are showing me that your cholesterol is approaching the little bit high levels… the computer is suggesting I put you on cholesterol pills… did you-
Me: I don’t feel like taking any more pills. ? (Mind you, I’m only on bp pills and I only take them once a day. The dose is a baby dose at best)
NP: ?
Me: How ‘bout you let me watch my mouth and I’ll stop eating so much cheese and sandwiches and-
NP: … I’ll check you again in three months?
Me: Sounds like a plan. ?
I’m THAT patient. ??‍♀️