Two Weeks Ago…
Nurse Practitioner: Well everything else looks pretty ok but your labs are showing me that your cholesterol is approaching the little bit high levels… the computer is suggesting I put you on cholesterol pills… did you-
Me: I don’t feel like taking any more pills.
(Mind you, I’m only on bp pills and I only take them once a day. The dose is a baby dose at best)
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NP: ![?](https://i0.wp.com/www.facebook.com/images/emoji.php/v9/t8d/2/16/1f611.png?resize=16%2C16&ssl=1)
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Me: How ‘bout you let me watch my mouth and I’ll stop eating so much cheese and sandwiches and-
NP: … I’ll check you again in three months?
Me: Sounds like a plan. ![?](https://i0.wp.com/www.facebook.com/images/emoji.php/v9/te/2/16/1f612.png?resize=16%2C16&ssl=1)
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NP:![?](https://i0.wp.com/www.facebook.com/images/emoji.php/v9/t8d/2/16/1f611.png?resize=16%2C16&ssl=1)
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I’m THAT patient. ![??♀️](https://i0.wp.com/www.facebook.com/images/emoji.php/v9/tff/2/16/1f937_1f3fd_200d_2640.png?resize=16%2C16&ssl=1)
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