Me: (To White Dude on TV Cooking)… it ain’t ripe!!! That mango still green! What you doin? Don’t cut into that – IT AIN’T RIPE!!!
White Dude Cooking: … yeah, that doesn’t feel very ripe at all. Let me just have a taste anyway… no, no, definitely not ripe…
Me: Bruh! Who can’t tell when a mango not ripe?! It’s GREEN – you couldn’t tell it wasn’t ready?! Eh!
Also Me: no body listens to me…
Also also Me: … it’s a TV Sandra… 





Dude wound up cooking the unripe mango with some apricots into a compote… it did not look very appetizing 

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