A few days ago…
Aide2: (Helping me pee) … Yo ass is dry.
Me: ? Uhhh… well…
Aide2: (Begins to be aware of how out of the blue her statement is and starts cracking up) No… you know, like ashy?! Like you need lotion…
Me: Didn’t know that I had that situation going on down there ? Uh… thanks for letting me know?! I mean I got lotion… ??‍♀️
Aide2: (cracks up laughing at my response)
Me: (mumbles under my breath…) my ass is dry… what?! ? ?????‍♀️