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Disabled Chronicles, No.4572
That one time you cut that corner so hard and with such speed that you hit that piece'a curb (where the heck did that come from?!) and jostle yourself from your really comfy seated driving position and you think you might need to sue somebody or call somebody or at...
Disabled Chronicles, No. 653
... So my pared down, three page complaint letter against the CNA who was unconcerned and negligent about my care as a Special Needs patient my last hospital stint? Just got a call back from the hospital that the CNA is being sent to training so that she can...
Disabled Chronicles, No.93876
Chronicles Of Being Disabled, Entry #93876: Having been properly packed and sent off by Publix's very own Abuelita, I make my way to the bus stop. I would NOT be stopping at Starbucks for coffee, I would NOT meander and loiter in these Sunday streets. I just wanted to...
Disabled Chronicles, No.5637
I generally relegate my grocery shopping to Sundays. While most folks are at church, I make my way to the mainly empty stores to get my shopping done for the week, usually without incident. So it was without particular exception that I did the same this Sunday....
Disabled Chronicles, No.6485
I don't like working on "disabled things". So you can imagine how I wanted to jump from the nearest building when I got stuck working the Special Needs Desk for two years once (Another story for another post). Shocker. I know. Hypocritical Contradiction? Maybe. Here's...
Disabled Chronicles, No. 23746
He halted his three-wheeled bicycle at the end of the block and allowed me to go first. Thanking him, I tooled down the sidewalk, thinking of my upcoming pit stop and the journey after to get my case of water. I felt my sandal slipping off my freshly bathed and...
Disabled Chronicles, No.9827
To The Haitian Driver Who Nearly Sent Me To The Great Beyond When All I Wanted To Do Was Make It Home With My Groceries, Why you stopped short at the stop sign in the parking lot, paused a good long few minutes, then began backing up WITHOUT looking back JUST as I was...
Disabled Chronicles, No.274990
Me: (Checks time to make sure Doctor's office is open. Dials.) Office Worker John: Thank You for calling Dr. X's office, this is John* (*Not his real name), how may I help you? Me: Good Morning John! This is Sandra Jean-Pierre (In my best sing-songy upbeat voice). How...
Disabled Chronicles, No.274989
Soooo... After feeling like my left kidney was stomped on by an angry cow, I called my doctor's office LAST WEEK Thursday and told them that I had some UTI issues going on and that I would be in need of a script for antibiotics. The new Nurse Practitioner who is now...
Disabled Chronicles, No.1303
That one time you were so hangry that you didn't follow your own pill/medication protocol of cutting or crushing your pills before attempting to ask your spazzy throat to take deliverance of them. And true to form your throat spazzes the f€&k out mid-swallow...
Disabled Chronicles, No. 23847
Yesterday morning, laying on my left side on my bed, bundled up like a burrito: Me: Nephew! Nephew: Yes? Me: Can you roll me forwards please? Nephew: (Stands in front of my bed, grabs behind my knee and my shoulder and rolls me towards him) Me: (Begins to yawn and...
Disabled Chronicles, No.34658
Me: (backing up onto the transportation van to begin my days sojourn) Morning, morning! Hears grumbled mornings from passengers already onboard. Driver: Back up, to your left, all the way to the back. Me: (Knows this is gonna be a long trek if I'm relegated to the...
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