Disabled Chronicles, No.374905871
Disabled Chronicles Definition Of The Day:
Struggle Smoothie: That 1/2 of a sad banana, 2/3 of a spinach leaf, them 2 and 5/8th piece of strawberry, the whisper of pineapple you spoke into the blender pitcher, along with half your ice supply and the two drops of soymilk you managed to wrench from the carton before you dared to press blend.
Sentence: Maybe if I drink this #strugglesmoothie slowly, it will hold me till lunch.
Lean finances be damned, you stick to your new way of eating and keep your life right!